Happy Monday! It’s time for Friday funnies. Yes, I know it isn’t Friday. Anyway, have you ever heard “An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away”? Well actually, an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. Wow. I’m so funny. Has anyone not watched Encanto yet? If you said yes, shame on you. Here is a meme:
I really love that.
Here is another joke:
I recently heard a story, and I think it’s awesome. Here it is. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, but the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
And here is the last joke that I am required to post:
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
Okay, that one was a bit sad. I hope you enjoyed these 5 awesome jokes and that at least one of them made you laugh. Have an awesome day!
Hello everyone! I hope everyone reading this post is having an absolutely fabulous morning (or afternoon, or evening, or night!) For this post, I will be sharing my daily schedule. It is a bit more busy that others at my school because I am preparing for the school’s musical. It’s been very fun and I’ve made a lot of great friends this school year, but it’s also been a bit hard. I am at school for about 10 hours every day. But it’ll be worth it to finally perform for everyone. Hope you enjoy!
6:30 a.m: Wake up
6:31 a.m: Get ready for school
7:10 a.m: Hurry! Get in the car!
7:30 a.m: Math class
8:36 a.m: Journalism (when I do my blogging)
9:42 a.m: Utah Studies
10:48 a.m: ELA
11:54 a.m: Science
1:30 p.m: Orchestra
2:30 p.m: Play Practice
5: 30. p.m: Go Home
6:00 p.m: Dinner
6:30 p.m: Homework, Read, Clean, Get ready for bed
9:00 p.m: Go to bed 🙂
Note: Please don’t read this at night, you need sleep.
Hello, and good morning! Today, I went around the school taking ten pictures of different objects with my favorite color on them. I bet you can’t guess what color it is! It’s blue! Blue is a very calming color to me, and it looks great on almost anything. Hope you enjoy the pictures!
Good morning people! Today, I get to go to the library during school for a book club. I’m pretty excited for it, and can’t wait to talk to other people about the book “New Kid” Yesterday, I finished a book called “Beautiful Blue World” by Suzanne LaFleur (same other for “Counting to Perfect”) and I really enjoyed it. This morning, I got the sequel “Threads of Blue” from the library, and am excited to find out what happens to the main character, Mathilde. Last week, I had an orchestra performance, and I think we did pretty well. We have a great teacher, and most of us are very good at out instruments. Currently, I play the violin, but I might want to learn viola. Should I? Please tell me in the comments!
2020 was a very crazy year. Everything shut down, and my family became dependent on ordering groceries online. I remember the first time I wore a mask, it was so hot! My parents would “train” us to wear masks during board games. Everyone thought this pandemic would only last a few months. TWO years later, I’m still taking the same precautions even though there are not one, not two, but THREE vaccines out there. It’s kind of frustrating to me that I’m doing everything I can, and the stupid virus is still out there. It is motivation for me to journal about it a lot. How cool will it be when I read it 20 years later?
Good Morning! I love that when I wake up early in the morning, it is getting brighter outside! I absolutely hate daylight savings, and do not look forward to it. Do you guys like daylight savings? It was originally created in Germany to save fuel in 1916, and then the United States started it in 1918, and even back then, it was unpopular. Here’s a website where I got the information, because I do not have it all memorized. I am very excited for spring break because my family gets to go to Louisiana and see cousins as a Christmas gift. Do you guys know what you’re doing for spring break yet?