Friday Funnies

Happy Monday! It’s time for Friday funnies. Yes, I know it isn’t Friday. Anyway, have you ever heard “An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away”? Well actually, an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. Wow. I’m so funny. Has anyone not watched Encanto yet? If you said yes, shame on you. Here is a meme:

I really love that.

Here is another joke:

hahahahahahahahahahaha

I recently heard a story, and I think it’s awesome. Here it is. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, but the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

And here is the last joke that I am required to post:

Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Right where you left it!

Okay, that one was a bit sad. I hope you enjoyed these 5 awesome jokes and that at least one of them made you laugh. Have an awesome day!

 

Voki

Hi guys. So I spent 30 mins reading and commenting on other people’s Voki, and here’s what I thought.

Grace’s Post:

Okay, it was a bit hard to understand what the monkey was saying because it was talking so fast, but I’m 90% sure that it is Jafar from Aladin.

Rilee’s Post:

At first I was confused, and then I was positive it’s Bruno from Encanto. Great Job Rilee, my one complaint is you got the song stuck in my head. 🙁

Drew’s Post:

Another cat post! Uh….. Is it Little Red Riding Hood from…. Little Red Riding Hood? The voice sounded weird so it was also hard to understand, but very funny.

Those were all the Posts that I could review, great job guys!

 

Free Write

Good morning people! Today, I get to go to the library during school for a book club. I’m pretty excited for it, and can’t wait to talk to other people about the book “New Kid” Yesterday, I finished a book called “Beautiful Blue World” by Suzanne LaFleur (same other for “Counting to Perfect”) and I really enjoyed it. This morning, I got the sequel “Threads of Blue” from the library, and am excited to find out what happens to the main character, Mathilde. Last week, I had an orchestra performance, and I think we did pretty well. We have a great teacher, and most of us are very good at out instruments. Currently, I play the violin, but I might want to learn viola. Should I? Please tell me in the comments!

20 By 20

This is a list of 20 things I would like to do before I am 20:

  1. Go to Disneyland
  2. Learn to sew with a machine
  3. Get more plants
  4. Write my own book
  5. Have a job
  6. Stay in touch with old friends
  7. Read more Books
  8. Go to Puerto Rico
  9. Go scuba diving at The Crater
  10. Hold an exotic animal
  11. Go on a cruise
  12. Learn a different language
  13. Improve my art skills
  14. Get better at crocheting
  15. Own an axolotl
  16. Laugh a lot
  17. Have great friends
  18. Still play Violin
  19. Set more goals
  20. Smile daily

Thank you for reading this post. Hope you have a great day.

Another Free Write!

Good Morning! I love that when I wake up early in the morning, it is getting brighter outside! I absolutely hate daylight savings, and do not look forward to it. Do you guys like daylight savings? It was originally created in Germany to save fuel in 1916, and then the United States started it in 1918, and even back then, it was unpopular. Here’s a website where I got the information, because I do not have it all memorized. I am very excited for spring break because my family gets to go to Louisiana and see cousins as a Christmas gift. Do you guys know what you’re doing for spring break yet?

Book Review

Hello, and good morning! Today, I decided to do a book review on a book I’ve recently finished, and fell in love with! The book is called “Counting to Perfect” and it is by Suzanne LaFleur. This book is perfect if you’re looking for a quick read. The summary on amazon says, “Cassie, competitive swimmer and rising seventh grader, plans to spend her summer at the pool with her friends. That way she won’t be stuck at home with her sister and her sister’s baby.

Julia used to be the perfect big sister: she played great games and took good care of Cassie. Now life at home revolves around Julia and her daughter, Addie. No one pays much attention to Cassie–not to her swimming, and not to what’s gone wrong with her friends.

When Julia confides in Cassie that she’ll be leaving with Addie–without telling their parents–Cassie jumps in the car, too. As the days of lumberjack breakfasts and hotel pools start to add up, Cassie has to wonder: Could the sister who seems to be the source of all her problems also be the friend she’s missed the most?”

I strongly recommend this book, and hope you enjoy it as much as I have.

Question: Should I do more Book Reviews?

My Trip to Mexico

A few months ago, I went to Mexico for thanksgiving. We went to the Secret Beach Villas in Cancun. The food was incredible! I loved the tacos, but the mac and cheese wasn’t my favorite. In the back yard was a pool, and the ocean! I spent 90% of my time in the water with my cousin Natalie. We would come up with fun games and go boogie boarding. When we weren’t at the beach, we were playing with rainbow loom. We made hundreds of bracelets, and a few pineapples. On thanksgiving day, we were waiting for a ride to bring us to the airport, and we saw a crocodile! It was incredible how close I was to it. But then the car came to pick us up and our thanksgiving “feast” was 1 slice of pizza and a bit of salad. All in all, it was a great trip, and I would definitely go back.

Free Write

Today is Friday, so that means I have online school. It is sort of fun because I don’t have to do school work as long, but I don’t really like it because I have to stare at a screen for hours at a time. Today, I hope to go to Swig. Recently, I have received two Swig gift cards, and really want to use them. My family doesn’t like soda very much, so I never really go there. Which means, going today would be a very special treat.

This morning, I took my dog on the trampoline in our back yard, just to see what she thought. She kept holding still in a tense position like the floor of the trampoline was going to collapse beneath her. It was hilarious! Eventually, I just picked her up and held her like a baby while gently bouncing, and she stared at me with wide eyes.