How To

How To Read A Book

A Simple Tutorial If You Know How To Read This

Step 1: Get a Book

In order to read a book, you need to find a book first. You could find one in your house, borrow from a friend, or get one from your closest library.

Step 2: Find Time To Read

Reading a book takes time, so clear out your schedule a bit.

Step 3: Sit Down With Your Book.

Find a nice quiet room with a comfy seat with enough light to read, and relax.

Step 4: Look At The Book

Hold the book so the title is facing you. Don’t get confused which side to look at, the title usually is in big, fancy letters with someone’s name below it.

Step 5. Read The Title

Now that you’ve found the title, read it like you’re reading this How To post. You can either read the title aloud, or in your head. What matters is you read it.

Step 6. Open The Book

It’s sort of hard to explain how to open a book, so I hope you already know how to do that. Here is a picture to explain

Step 7. Get To The First Page

The first page usually has a “Chapter One” at the top of the page. Similar to the title, read the book like you are reading this post. After you’ve read the first page, turn it to the next, and the next, and so on until the book is finished.

 

How To

How To Kill A Spider

An easy guide for people with Arachnophobia

Step 1. Find the Spider

With spring around the corner, spiders could be anywhere! In the shower, your bed, a shoe, anywhere. It doesn’t matter where the spider is, just find it.

Step 2. Don’t Move

If you run from the room screaming, when you come back, the spider might be in another unpleasant place. Once you find a spider, stay there.

Step 3. Find a Weapon

You could technically kill a spider with almost anything, which is convenient because spiders are everywhere. I think the best weapon to kill a spider with is a shoe, but it could be whatever you have by you. (actual weapons are not recommended)

Step 4. HURRY UP! The Spider’s moving!

Grab your weapon and hold eye contact with one of the spider’s many, many eyes.

Step 5. Calm Down.

Take a deep breath. You got this.

Step 6. Kill it

Push your weapon towards the hairy spider with many legs. Squash that spider as hard as you can, and try to ignore the crunch or splat of the spider.

Step 7. Congratulations!

You have killed a spider! You should feel good about it. You are officially a spider conquerer. Now go clean the spider guts off of the wall. 🙂

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